it's open season.

[asphalts]

a. text/call b. action c. picture d. other

Comments

[dirtball]

funny you slinging out obsession with ol dickie boy when you're the one following him around with your nose up his ass.

figured one of these days you'd be presenting yourself like a ripe bitch in heat.

[asphalts]

jesus, kavinsky. just how much time do you spend fantasizing about me and gansey?

[dirtball]

don't flatter yourself, lynch.

[asphalts]

you said it, not me.

with an image that specific you must have given it some thought.

[dirtball]

yeah
clearly i waste my time thinking about you and dick

[asphalts]

you know what they say. the first step is admitting you have a problem.

[dirtball]

sure, sure.
i'll be right here
waiting
for
you
princess.

[asphalts]

are you writing me poetry now?

touching.

[dirtball]

figures you'd be into that shit

[asphalts]

you're the one texting a fucking sonnet.

[dirtball]

nothing wrong with a fucking sonnet
;)

[asphalts]

that's not a thing.

[ don't ;) at him you asshole. ]

[dirtball]

[ he likes it ♥!!! ]

didn't realize you were shakespeare.

[asphalts]

[ no!!! ]

don't have to be to know you're talking out your ass.

[dirtball]

[ yesssssssss ;) ;) ;) ;) ]

the fuck i am.
read a fucking book sometime, lynch.

[asphalts]

[ ]

that's rich coming from you.

don't tell me your sexuality isn't the only thing you're in the closet about.

[dirtball]

[ :D :D :D ]

wouldn't know all i know if i didn't read some shit.
try it sometime, assbag.

[asphalts]

i do read, shithead.

[ usually when gansey makes him. shhh ]

and you know it doesn't count as reading if there are more pictures than words, right?

skin mags don't count either.

[dirtball]

do you tell yourself that when you read your little bedtime stories?
and fuck that. you know the internet exists, right?

[asphalts]

reading the comments on porn videos also doesn't count.

[dirtball]

who the fuck reads that shit anyway?

[asphalts]

asshats like you, probably.

[dirtball]

oooh ow.
what a sick burn
how am i gonna recover???

[asphalts]

fuck if i know.

cry yourself to sleep while watching porn and trying to figure out your sexuality?

[dirtball]

no thanks.
i don't need to do your friday nights.