it's open season.

[asphalts]

a. text/call b. action c. picture d. other

Comments

[dirtball]

don't flatter yourself, lynch.

[asphalts]

you said it, not me.

with an image that specific you must have given it some thought.

[dirtball]

yeah
clearly i waste my time thinking about you and dick

[asphalts]

you know what they say. the first step is admitting you have a problem.

[dirtball]

sure, sure.
i'll be right here
waiting
for
you
princess.

[asphalts]

are you writing me poetry now?

touching.

[dirtball]

figures you'd be into that shit

[asphalts]

you're the one texting a fucking sonnet.

[dirtball]

nothing wrong with a fucking sonnet
;)

[asphalts]

that's not a thing.

[ don't ;) at him you asshole. ]

[dirtball]

[ he likes it ♥!!! ]

didn't realize you were shakespeare.

[asphalts]

[ no!!! ]

don't have to be to know you're talking out your ass.

[dirtball]

[ yesssssssss ;) ;) ;) ;) ]

the fuck i am.
read a fucking book sometime, lynch.

[asphalts]

[ ]

that's rich coming from you.

don't tell me your sexuality isn't the only thing you're in the closet about.

[dirtball]

[ :D :D :D ]

wouldn't know all i know if i didn't read some shit.
try it sometime, assbag.

[asphalts]

i do read, shithead.

[ usually when gansey makes him. shhh ]

and you know it doesn't count as reading if there are more pictures than words, right?

skin mags don't count either.

[dirtball]

do you tell yourself that when you read your little bedtime stories?
and fuck that. you know the internet exists, right?

[asphalts]

reading the comments on porn videos also doesn't count.

[dirtball]

who the fuck reads that shit anyway?

[asphalts]

asshats like you, probably.

[dirtball]

oooh ow.
what a sick burn
how am i gonna recover???

[asphalts]

fuck if i know.

cry yourself to sleep while watching porn and trying to figure out your sexuality?

[dirtball]

no thanks.
i don't need to do your friday nights.

[asphalts]

how exactly do you plan on figuring out your sexual orientation?

[dirtball]

you're awfully fucking interested.