it's open season.

[asphalts]

a. text/call b. action c. picture d. other

Comments

[dirtball]

nothing wrong with a fucking sonnet
;)

[asphalts]

that's not a thing.

[ don't ;) at him you asshole. ]

[dirtball]

[ he likes it ♥!!! ]

didn't realize you were shakespeare.

[asphalts]

[ no!!! ]

don't have to be to know you're talking out your ass.

[dirtball]

[ yesssssssss ;) ;) ;) ;) ]

the fuck i am.
read a fucking book sometime, lynch.

[asphalts]

[ ]

that's rich coming from you.

don't tell me your sexuality isn't the only thing you're in the closet about.

[dirtball]

[ :D :D :D ]

wouldn't know all i know if i didn't read some shit.
try it sometime, assbag.

[asphalts]

i do read, shithead.

[ usually when gansey makes him. shhh ]

and you know it doesn't count as reading if there are more pictures than words, right?

skin mags don't count either.

[dirtball]

do you tell yourself that when you read your little bedtime stories?
and fuck that. you know the internet exists, right?

[asphalts]

reading the comments on porn videos also doesn't count.

[dirtball]

who the fuck reads that shit anyway?

[asphalts]

asshats like you, probably.

[dirtball]

oooh ow.
what a sick burn
how am i gonna recover???

[asphalts]

fuck if i know.

cry yourself to sleep while watching porn and trying to figure out your sexuality?

[dirtball]

no thanks.
i don't need to do your friday nights.

[asphalts]

how exactly do you plan on figuring out your sexual orientation?

[dirtball]

you're awfully fucking interested.

[asphalts]

you brought it up.

[dirtball]

meet me later.

[asphalts]

[ the appropriate response is, why should i?

the response ronan actually gives is: ]

When and where?

[dirtball]

[ somewhere a whip cracks in the distance. ]

you know where.

[ idk. some random location out of the way is here ]

[asphalts]

[ hey. h e y. fuck you. ]

fine.

see you there, asshole.

[ so basically ronan will be rolling up in the bmw to the mitsubishi field, not right away, but a little while later. long enough to make kavinsky wonder if ronan's even coming at all, but not so long that he leaves before ronan gets there.

he parks on the grass, kills the engine, and swings out of the car with a hand gripping the roof. ] You better not be planning something shitty, Kavinsky.