it's open season.

[asphalts]

a. text/call b. action c. picture d. other

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[know]

Well, at least you were aware enough not to drive.
Could've walked, though. It's not that far.

[ yyyyy

and who even knows. they're gonna have to Talk About It. ]

[asphalts]

[ ]

that's rich coming from you.

don't tell me your sexuality isn't the only thing you're in the closet about.

[asphalts]

i'm not a total idiot.

[ dying's a boring side effect. ]

maybe i will, next time. you gonna let me in if i do?

[ too bad neither of them is very good at talking about things. ]

[know]

[ he doesn't say it, but they both know he's thinking that yes he is. ]

Have I ever not?

[dirtball]

[ :D :D :D ]

wouldn't know all i know if i didn't read some shit.
try it sometime, assbag.

[asphalts]

[ give him a little credit, parrish. ]

first time for everything.

[asphalts]

i do read, shithead.

[ usually when gansey makes him. shhh ]

and you know it doesn't count as reading if there are more pictures than words, right?

skin mags don't count either.

1/2

[know]

[ no. ]

Right. Because I'd honestly turn you away.

[know]

When you're like that, I mean.

[ safe. wasn't too awkward, was it? ]

[dirtball]

do you tell yourself that when you read your little bedtime stories?
and fuck that. you know the internet exists, right?

[asphalts]

[ yeah. totally smooth. ]

so you'd turn me away if i were sober?

[know]

[ he tries. ]

Only if you were acting like a dick.

[asphalts]

[ try harder. ]

i can't help the way i am.

[know]

[ never gonna happen. he's leaving shit open for ronan to take and run with!!! ]

I know that. Not asking you to be any different.

[asphalts]

[ well he should just come out and say what he means then!!! ]

unless i don't want a door slammed in my face.

[know]

[ SO SHOULD RONAN. ]

We both know I'd still let you in.
Eventually.

[asphalts]

[ WHATEVER. he's already said it in every way short of actually saying it. ]

we both know i'm not the begging type.

[know]

[ be more clear!!! ]

Who said anything about begging?

[asphalts]

[ what could be clearer than hand lotion and a mixed tape? ]

well i'm sure as hell not going to sit outside your door in silence while i wait for you to let me in.

[asphalts]

reading the comments on porn videos also doesn't count.

hate phone tagging so much omg

[know]

[ the words. ]

Just lay on the stairs, right?

and it hates you apparently

[asphalts]

[ words aren't his strong suit. ]

look. i probably wouldn't do that if i were sober.

cries about it

[know]

[ then action!!! ]

Probably??

[dirtball]

who the fuck reads that shit anyway?

there there

[asphalts]

[ see: the hand lotion and mixed tape!!! ]

did i fucking stutter?