it's open season.

[asphalts]

a. text/call b. action c. picture d. other

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[know]

Why wouldn't I?

[dirtball]

yeah
clearly i waste my time thinking about you and dick

[asphalts]

you know what they say. the first step is admitting you have a problem.

[asphalts]

i don't know.

maybe because you didn't answer my text messages in what could've been a time of crisis.

[dirtball]

sure, sure.
i'll be right here
waiting
for
you
princess.

[know]

If something was really wrong, you would've called, not sent a text.
Or 17 of them.

[asphalts]

don't try to justify it, parrish.

[know]

I'm not trying to justify anything.
You hate texting. So why would you text if something was wrong?

[asphalts]

are you writing me poetry now?

touching.

[dirtball]

figures you'd be into that shit

[asphalts]

you're the smart guy.

you figure it out.

[asphalts]

you're the one texting a fucking sonnet.

[know]

I did.
Nothing was wrong.

[dirtball]

nothing wrong with a fucking sonnet
;)

[asphalts]

if you don't count being drunk and bored out of your fucking mind.

[asphalts]

that's not a thing.

[ don't ;) at him you asshole. ]

[know]

[ jfc ronan ]

Pretty sure no one counts that.

[asphalts]

[ whaaaaaaat. ]

i do. what are you trying to say? that i'm no one?

[dirtball]

[ he likes it ♥!!! ]

didn't realize you were shakespeare.

[know]

[ what 8| ]

You know that's not how that was meant.
Being bored isn't something physically wrong or life threatening.

[asphalts]

[ no!!! ]

don't have to be to know you're talking out your ass.

[asphalts]

[ asked u first. ]

it is if i decide to do something completely reckless and possibly life-threatening because of it.

[know]

[ wasn't even a question. ]

Why didn't you just come over?

[dirtball]

[ yesssssssss ;) ;) ;) ;) ]

the fuck i am.
read a fucking book sometime, lynch.

[asphalts]

1) too drunk to drive

2) you weren't even awake

[ 3) would you have even wanted me to?

4) what are we ]